An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.
Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"
He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)
Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.
A boy that plays game and never thought about life but a diamond tester
Hamed med.
A six foot tall man with a 10 inch shlong that can slap a person to the 16th century, he's handsome and smart
Ayo Hamed has been looking sooooo good I wish he loved me, not like my dad who left me when I 3
Hamed and Mary are the BEST couple in the world. They're both hot, funny, amazing and PEEEEEEEEENNNNGGGGGG. Everyone wants to be like Hamed and Mary but no one knows how they do it.
Look it's Mary and Hamed, they definitely just had amazing Sex!
When the guy is on his game and the girl is sucking his dick and he gets off right before he cums
“Ugh I really wanna do a dirty hameed rn”