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Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 27, 2006

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south Hammond, Indiana

The nicest, whitest, part of Hammond, Indiana.

Ya'll betta recognize! I'm from south Hammond, Indiana BITCH!

by southhammond219 March 31, 2011

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The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.

New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020


Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.

I listen to spike hammond kiss fm

by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021


T.J Hammond

Thomas James "T.J." Hammond is the son of Bud Hammond and Elaine Barrish. He has a twin brother named Douglas Hammond. He's played by Sebastian Stan. Just like Sebastian he's hot, he overdosed in December.

T.J Hammond is a character played by Sebastian Stan

After that stunt T.J pulled last december boring might do him good

by Bucky's Doll June 8, 2022


Graeme Hammond

The art of having a wank in the ice freezer on your smoko break

They young man was caught having a Graeme Hammond by his boss

by Culture Cluby August 10, 2024


The Hammond

The Hammond is a mental asylum for children who don’t know that they are mentally insane. Double ballet is the death of us all
RIP 😭🙏💀
The food at the weekend is iconic as it isn’t even edible, you might as well shove a rock in your mouth.

The Hammond student: hdbdbdnbebwjfjnsbamakeowjvdn

Slag from state school: oh ma god you dityy little scut

Hammond student: hahnejsbdnakbfbw an I oop skksksks

by Wrong answers only February 12, 2020