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Rhyming slang for the perverse activity of going out on wrong evenings (which can extend for days)on your own when you have a perfectly decent bunch of mates who'll go out with you if you hadn't lied & said you were going home at 7pm. Han flies in the Millenium Falcon & it is normally used to frequent 3 wrong destinations in one evening. Han is also prone to detouring the Falcon to McDonalds to order 23kgs of hamburgers at 6am.
It's lunchtime now, the fucking cunt still isn't here, did he go Han last night? Fucking wrong 'un, bet he did. 3 birds, 2 bottles of vodka & swallowed half a cow. Fucking spastic.
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A human pronoun
A genderless pronoun
A pronoun for any being
Han, hans, hanself
Molly has a bike. Hans bike is green. Han likes to ride hans bike by hanself
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A well-spoken and ambitious female doctor who is pretty even with her hair pulled into a ponytail and wearing torn scrubs. Men fear her. She is all professional when she needs to be, but like all other Han's, she is over-indulgent with the emoticons on her iphone.
1) You should not text while getting a massage. You're such a Han.
2) You were a Han at that hospital meeting today. The male doctors didn't know to be scared or excited.
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A person who is tall, very skinny and an all around pussy ass bitch. Has no friends. Likes to talk himself up like he is the best business man in the world, although he is a con-artist piece of shit. Tends to beat his girlfriends and keeps criminal company. Usually smells like cat urine and wet towels, doesn't shower often. Can usually be seen smoking crack and engaging in acts of sodomy. Lives in welfare housing and lives off of foodstamps.
That guy smells like a total Hans!
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1. a boy, usually asian.
2. someone who over uses the words, Dumbshit, Pussy, and Epic. Also over uses the emoticons on Yahoo Messenger.
3. A Metal Head.
4. One who gives the dumbest nicknames ever.
Boy 1: Hey I don't wanna go in there, it's scary.
Han: YOU PUSSY!!! STOP BEING A PUSSY. PUSSY.
Boy1: But there might be a robber.
Han: NO THERE WON'T BE A ROBBER. YOU DUMBSHIT.
Boy1: Fine. Let's go.
* random stranger charges at them and they run away*
Boy1: WTF DUDE!
Han: THAT WAS SO EPIC. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS EPIC? METAL IS EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC. YEAH!
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short for Hans Solo, aka, solo, aka alone.
Doug: Did you go to Ricks last night?
T-Roget: Yeah, but everyone hoe'd so I had to go hans.
Doug: That's complete Anderson, you won't.
T-Roget: Smoke, at least I blacked. SOP.
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a shortened version of "Hating ass nigga"
"What teh fuck that HAN ass want?"
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