Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

burning with haste

1. feeling like your burning, and it happening quickly. could be used as embarrassed quickly, burning quickly, or blushing quickly.
2.doing something in class. ex: blushing, but doing it in a classy way.

1. "She looked as though she was burning with haste."
2. "I was burning, in haste"

Du Hast

You Have.Also An Awesome Song By German Tanz - Metal Band "Rammstein" In The Song, Till Lindenmann Says "Du,Du Hast,Du Hast Mich,Du Hast Mich Gefragt" Which means "you,you have,you have me,you have asked me"
Commonly Mistaken With "Du Hasst" Meaning "You Hate"

Du Hast Mich Gefragt - You Have Asked Me
Du Hasst Mich - You Hate Me

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Hastings on Hudson

The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here

Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.

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hastings shuffle

The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings

Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!

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du hast

Literally means "you have". The whole thing is "you have me wondered and I have not said". The English version was changed because German grammer is so different from English. In german most past tense words require have before the subject.

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Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"