Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

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Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

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have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

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Only have eyes for you

This person is using a free version of eyes, which can only see some things and some people, plus ads.

I only have eyes for you... please buy me premium.

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What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

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i want to have sex with you

a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.

Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!

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Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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