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haver

Someone who has male genitalia

Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.

by insertausernamehere December 11, 2024


Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 29, 2022


Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023


sex haver

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 13, 2023


Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

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