Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.
Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.
Someone who has male genitalia
Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.
The best most swagtastic american stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.
A- "Hey look its Haver"
b- "Damn wish I were him"
A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.
Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!