Someone who has male genitalia
Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.
To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove
Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered
A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.
“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”
Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat
What my friends think I am :(
Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver
Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink
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