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When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).
Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"
Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."
Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."
Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."
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When your sitting alone (at work, on a plane, home or anywhere) listening to your music through headphones and someone comes over and starts to talk to you and you don't remove your headphones because you don't wish to talk to them.
Marie: *At work on her computer* "Music music music."
Rachel: "Hi Marie, how's it going today? So, omg I'm so worried about..."
Marie: *Looking directly at Rachel* "Music music music."
Rachel: "Marie? Hello?"
Marie: "Music music music." *Turns back to computer*
That is a headphone-hint.
(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
The guys in the production business who are plugged in to the laptop or desktop and working on graphic design or editing or transcribing and wearing headphones all day. They are impossible to get to pick up the phone or respond to questions unless you have eye contact.
"I don't know what the print is supposed to look like, let's give it to the headphone mafia and see what they come back with"
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A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.
They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!
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When someone has thier headphones on and they are too friggin loud they have to yell to talk
1: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?
2:WHAT?
1. I said do you want to go to the movies?
2. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT?
1. Forget it man, you have a bad case of Headphone Syndrome
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When you have your headphones plugged into the computer or a speaker and go to walk away without realizing you still have your headphones on or in. This causes the headphones to jerk back on your head and fly backwards.
"I'm hungry, I'm going to go get some food." Suddenly, as he walked away from the computer, Jim's headphones ripped out of his ears causing extreme whiplash of the neck. He had headphones tripped.
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