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Detained by law enforcement. Handcuffed. Zip-tied with hands behind your back.
Look at those poor bastards. Down on their asses, hemmed up on the curb. Ha, better them than us, eh bro?
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Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty
"Luke Hemmings is great"
"I know"
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Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.
Coll: i wanna sit on top of Jack Hemmings.
5sosfam: word.
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Using ones sewing machine whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞
lindsay: luke hemmings is hot.
person: we know