Het lag

When you grow up thinking your straight but turn out to be part of the lgbtq+ community

Guess I had a bit of het lag

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non het

"het" comes from hetero, to be "non het" is to be gay, but more just stupid or lame.

that fool's von dutch hat is so non het. ya dig?

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het-cetera

refers to movies gathering together all the remaining straight characters at the end of the story and pairing them up as couples.

Can we fast forward past the het-cetera, please?

This het-cetera doesn't make any sense. These characters have barely interacted!

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Het lag

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.

I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.

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Het Patel

A guy who's magnificently handsome and cute. A guy who has got everyone's eyes but only got his on one👀.He is someone who would help you everytime without expecting back any favour. Can be considered one of the kindest soul on earth but only if you treat him right. He can literally talk to anyone only if he wants to. He lies between introvert and extrovert and changes his position from time to time.

Someone: Do you know 'Het Patel' ?
Them: Oh yes, *goes on to give this big descriptive text*

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het neh

Literally translates to "fuck that".

Eddie: I love you mickey
Mickey: HET NEH

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hoe gaat het?

A dutch sentence meaning, "how are you?"
Often used in America to confuse non-dutch speakers.

Pronounced: Who-hghat-hett

guy1: Hoe gaat het?
guy2: Wtf are you on?

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