Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

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hindu cram

The process of fitting more people than reasonably comfortable in a set area or room. Is derived from multiple hindu families living in a one family residence.

"Wow, this theatre is really hindu crammed"

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Hindu Punjabi

Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)

(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,

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cincinnati hindu

When going down on a girl during her period and you get a blood clot stuck in your teeth, you pull out the clot and wipe it on the girls forehead, and say "Thank you. Come again."

Last night I gave this chick a Cincinnati Hindu.

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hindu elephant

When a man places his balls and penis over the woman’s face and proceeds to shart leaving a dot of shit where a bindi would be and moving the shaft of the mans penis representing an elephant trunk

Man, I met this chick last night and she was into some freaky shit, she wanted me to do a Hindu elephant to her

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stinky hindu

the planting of your butt-hole on someone's forhead, leaving a brown circle.

Sally looked at herself in the mirror, not at all happy about Doc giving her a stinky hindu.

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Hindu Homegirl

A female friend from India

I just ate some naan with my Hindu Homegirl. Namaste!