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Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021


Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021


historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 14, 2019


historical map

A map that shows information about events and places from the past

brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"

Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"

by EmilyUrie12 February 2, 2016


historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.

I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.

by elrena March 30, 2021


Historical Materialism

Euphemism among the homosexual community to refer to "doing it like it's the 1800s". Not just limited to sexual positions, but also to how a gay couple (or moresome) might refer to themselves. Similar to roommates with benefits.

"Hey baby, I think we should think about historical materialism for our relationship. My parents are super religious."

by assssssssssddddddddddddddf May 30, 2024


Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.

July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.

by d00dd00d February 5, 2010