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When hitch-hicking, a person who slows down and then pulls away is known as a hitch tease.
It turns out that old people love to hitch tease.
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Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.
"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."
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Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
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A ball-shaped metal attachment used to attach a trailer or some other item for towing purposes.
Boy i tell yeu whut. . 'at gal could suck th'chrome offa ball hitch.
When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.
Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.
Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.
(n.) In hay farming, when one of the strings around a rectangular bale breaks, a means of fixing it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string on one end of the bale, running the string along the top of the bale, and tying the other end to the intact string on the other end of the bale.
Hey, that idiot Jason broke a bale. Do you remember how to use the /Ohio Twist?
That's not what it's called, you dunce. It's the Ohio hitch, and you do it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string along one end of the bale, wrapping the string along the top of the bale, and then, after you compact the bale with your elbows, tying the other end of the string to the intact string on the other side of the bale.
To get married
I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?