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A town in upstate New York that surrounding towns (Utica, New Hartford, Whitesboro, etc.) think is a hick town. In retaliation, we have parties where there is too much drinking to prove we're just as cool as you city folk.
"That guy is driving his tractor to Stewart's to fill it up with gas!"
"Yeah, well, we're in Holland Patent."
note: this has actually happened.
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White trash never accepting responsibility. Diabetic Gravy syrup smoothy drinking mother fucker. One who steals his parents house and makes them live in a trailer w their molesting transgender boy thing.
I once felt bad for diabetics until I met brian holland.
Ken Holland AKA The greatest GM in all of sports, K-train, Holla Holla Holland, That GM, K-train, Kenny Christ, Kenny Holland. Holland is a former goalie for the Detroit Red Wings and current General Manager and current Executive Vice President of the Red Wings. Ever since taking over as GM in 1998 he has won 3 Stanley Cups and will win about 35 more. He also enjoys cosmos and was voted best looking GM in the NHL for 15 years straight. Holland is a genius and has a thing for drafting Swedes during the NHL drafts.
Pens fans: "We have the greatest gm in the NHL."
Rest of the NHL: "Two words. Ken Holland."
Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.
Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.
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Lead singer of the best band of all time, The Offspring. Has a GREAT and original voice. Likes to say 'ya, ya, ya, ya, ya' a LOT. Best looking 37 year old I've ever seen. :p
Greatest and most original singing voice in the whole world.
See Bryan Holland
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Do not anger at all cost, He is one of the worlds dangerous kid hacker
Call police when sighted
BEWARE Daniel Holland
When something is so flat that it resembles the landscape of Holland
John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you