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A late-19th-century consulting-detective who charged wayyyyy too much for his services.
If you think that Shylock Holmes charged too much for helping you legally, you would be totally "shocked" at how much his faithful sidekick, Doctor Wattson, charged for HIS medical services!
A meek twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.
(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes!"
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verb: To discover something interesting or useful via any means of sleuthing necessary.
You looked at her facebook status and saw that she was at a Blue Jacket's game, then recalled a photograph, and googled Blue Jackets. You then discovered it was a hockey team out of Columbus, Ohio. Which lead to your discovery of her presence in Ohio. DANG! You Sherlock Holmes'ed the hell out of that!
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(n.) A young woman whose sad predicament initally elicits pity, but through her repeated actions only solidifies one's opinion that she dug her own grave. See also: pulling a Katie Holmes
I totally felt sorry for that shy girl who got knocked up by Lester the Molester. But now, she's livin' in a trailer with him and cookin' meth every weekend. What a Katie Holmes.
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Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.
Run Katie Holmes, run!!
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Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.
Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine
- I wanna be somebody
- Blind in Texas
- The last command
- 9.5 nasty
Also used as a example of being way too drunk!
Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.
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