Random
Source Code
Random
a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model
Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?
Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
10👍 9👎
A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.
Diane is nothing but a cock holster.
28👍 36👎
Damn, Those boobs barley fit in that Titty Holster!
6👍 5👎
a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole
the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night
6👍 5👎
cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face
usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her
cock to silence useless speech.
to holster ones cock.
holstering a cock.
why don't you shut your cock holster?? I'm tired of your
constant bitching!, already.
8👍 8👎
Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?
(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.