honda

Honda (n) hon-duh: Coming from the Swahili word Hoonduh, which means "When I grow a real penis, I'll get a real car"

"Oh my god! What IS that? It looks like a penis, only smaller"
"That's Honda"

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honda

Fucking gay ass ricer shit car that they like to put a big wing and a fart pipe on. then they fart around the city like gay rice boys.

I whooped that honda boys ass last night in my chopped and channeled 1931 ford model A coupe powered by an old caddy motor.

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honda

History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

even with nos it runs 18's

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honda

1) a car that sucks and does not have the power to beat any car and if ur looking for some with a honda just call out "RICER"

2) a blender on wheels

honda= cracked out lawnmower with 4 wheels and a coffie can exaust

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HONDA

Had
One
Never
Did
Again

I used to have a HONDA.

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The Honda

It’s a sex position where you get in on top of the Honda. Then pull out your erect cock, then put it inside the gas pipe. And start the engine.

Man I just THe Honda my wife’s car last night. Getting a divorce now

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honda

1. Something that has under 90 ft/lbs of torque.

2. Automobiles made in Japan, highly over-rated, have no styling, get good gas milage for one reason: Small engines. Honda's have been called reliable, but are really pieces of shit, they fall apart. Keep insisting that DOHC actually boosts efficiency, but actually it doesn't do shit.

3. Number one choice for ricers world-wide. Usually because they are cheap, and are seen in Fast and the Furious. Poser's and main-stream Whiggers buy this type of car.

1. Yeah my Techumseh lawn mower is hondaed.

2. Dude, I just had the weirdest dream: Honda changed the styling on the Civic!

3. Check out this poser in his Civic, that thing probably runs like 115 ft/lbs.

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