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Extremely good song by Ariana Grande !! From her first album, “Yours Truly”
Them: what’s your favorite song?
Me: Honeymoon Avenue by Ariana Grande!
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The unfortunate circumstance where after months of planning, excitement, and anticipation, the newly wed couple is surprised with a poorly timed menstruation cycle, effectively ending the night of extra special love making before it even begins...
Rob and Cindy just wanted the wedding day to be over with so they could begin a crazy night of hot love making but the mood was ruined when Cindy found she had gotten a honeymoon period...
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(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.
After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.
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When you and your partner love each other passionately. So passionately that you can't stand a second away from each other and do everything you can to keep your relationship going.
Them: So how's your relationship going?
You: Oh you know..still in that honeymoon avenue
A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!
What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!
Immediately after adding someone as a contact in your phone, the short period of time during which you and your contact exchange mass amounts of generic texts that just seem to "flow".
You will likely never speak or text again.
"Man, you're texting like crazy!"
"Yeah, I met this chick last night and we're still on our text honeymoon!"
"Ah. Well at least you tried."
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I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.
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