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A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.
Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
Someone of another race who has been in all aspects, accepted and regarded as the same, by black people.
Now, someone is never made to be an "honorary nigga" by just one or two black people. A whole bunch of black people basically have to get together and decide, or at least 3 speaking with impunity on behalf of black people everywhere, to make someone an honorary black person.
Guy 1: Three times in my life a bunch of black people have decided to make me an "Honorary Black Person."
Chick1: so as an honorary black person, what do you do differently?
Guy1: I live my life the same as always. Nothing different.
Chick2: well this honorary black person is just a white dude.
Guy1: exactly.
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A pass only given by a White person to a non white person, which grants them free white privilege without being judged by the other whites.
White Cop: *stops a car for checking* May I check your vehicle for some illegal stuff?
Black guy: *shows Honorary White Pass* my white BFF gave me this
White Cop: oh I'm very sorry, I didn't know you are a honorary white, you may pass without checking.
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A dude who was married to a black woman, whether currently married or divorced. Comes with membership card and cannot be revoked by any white people, no matter how jealous they get.
Someone who understands the struggle of being a white honorary black man in a white man's world.
All of the senior leadership in this company is white, except me. The road to diversity is a long one, Chad, and it's climbed by one honorary black man at a time.
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A white boy who wants to fit in but he cant because even the white people thinks hes a chode so he dates/marries a Hispanic girl to adopt their culture which in turn backfires because daid person is white regardless and will end up getting his ass beat by some cholo gangbangers because he thinks hes Hispanic.
Joe: "Its cool man I'm married to a Hispanic chick, I'm an Honorary Hispanic! "
Moe: " You're white dude, you are just going to get your ass beat by Mexicans."
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His name is Joshua and he is the greatest black mexican asian white male. All of these are honorary. He hates all races equally.
"Hey look, it's THE HBA!"
"The what?"
"The Honorary Black Asian, man cmon now"
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Scarlett’s honorary pride month because she is so cool and gay! also she needs a reason to make pride month jokes
Omg it’s Scarlett’s Honorary Pride Month!
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