hoodie

An article of clothing, very comfortable and practical. Also used by fat girls and fat guys to hide all that fucking fat, seriously. Almost every fat person I've meet that tries to act "sexy" wears a hoody to make themselves look more appealing. Maybe it's just me.

A nice pouch at the front that can be used to hide/keep several things, legal or not. Unlike sweaters and just about any other form of clothing for the winter, hoodies take less than 5 seconds to put on (same goes for women HOLY SHIT).

Many believe that your a poser/criminal if you wear one. Mind you, these are the same type of people who view everything stereotypically. Hoodie? Obviously you must be a poser gangsta wanna be or a criminal. You like how it looks? NO FUCKING WAY, theres no such thing as liking an article of clothing. It MUST be because your a poser.

(they label everything I tells yeah)

that's not to say it isn't actually worn by SOME posers.

"HAHA LOOK AT THE POSER HAHA YOUR NOT BLACK!!!"

"Not black? So all black people act a certain way? Please continue with your non stereotypical views"

QUIT HIDING THE FAT

Hoodie

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Hoodie

A penis that is only circumcised on one half, making its appearance like that of a hooded sweatshirt.

I fucked this guy last night, it was so bizarre, head a hoodie

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hoodie

Primitive tribal clothing item commonly seen in large quantities around street corners, public toilets and McDonald's Restaurants in town centres up and down Britain, and almost certainly in any recently-stolen car. Consists of sweater-like top with hood, designed primarily to shield the wearer from CCTV cameras, store detectives, police patrols, and others who might seek to violate the wearer's precious Human Rights(tm) by prosecuting them for theft or possession of controlled substances. Often worn in conjunction with thick-brimmed baseball cap, acne, and a fixed, slack-jawed expression.

Example 1:
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."

Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"

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hoodie

hoodrat
someone thats a slut and drsses skanky , will sleep with anyone

that girl is such a hoodie.

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Hoodie

A middle class white kid that grows up in suburbia who thinks he's part of a gang. Frequently seen with other hoodies, wearing hoodies, around malls, stores ect. Try to act tough and cool. Frequently listen to punk music.

All of John's friends are going to hang out near the mall and try to act tough.

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the hoodies

Awesome band from Rochester.they are Paul,Dan,Brandon, and Nick.check them out @ www.thehoodies.com

spanky and spiff love the hoodies

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Hoodie

a female who has sex with every person in one or many hoods which can be a gang or neighborhood.

“aye yu know she had sex with all crip dudes ?”
“really i heard she did everybody from boyle heights too”
“damn she a hoodie”

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