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An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"
Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine
that man is such a hooker, i mean he must take it up the poo chute
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A term used to describe anythin to do with hookers, pimps. and anything dodgy involving either of those.
"Woahh man, look at dat used condoms on da street corner, ma shit thas naasty..."
"yhh mate ther's bare hookerism here..."
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Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.
Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"
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n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media
My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.
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A prostitute.
Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
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When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"
"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."
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