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Well if a hooptie is any saturn ever sold..then I have had one sitting there broken down forever!!!! HELP!! I need another hooptie that works!!! I will pay $50 or less...let me know!
My pice of shyt saturn that has been sitting there for ages broken down and rotting.
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This is the one and only true definition of hooptie.
Hooptie: A term describing the bum.
I betcha she likes it in the Hooptie.
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Check out the sweety Hooptie on that one!!!
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a slut, hooker, trashy man/woman, and/or whore always looking for drunken ass/cock.
hookers, man whores, bitches and hoes are considered hoopties.
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when describing a person, hoopty means the coolest cats in the whole city
Yo dawg, look at those hooptys, they r so cool yo.
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It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?
The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.
1. A ghetto car lot in Cincinnati Ohio.
2. The place that all hooptys eventually end up, a junk yard.
1.Person 1: Yo, did you see that car wit' the 22s lastnight?
Person 2: Yell yeah, the one at Hoopty Heaven?
2. Person 1: Yeah my can stopped running last week so I had to take it to the Hoopty Heaven.
Person 2: Damn, how much did they give you for it?
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