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Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.

We love you Niall!

"Is that Niall James Horan?"

"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"

by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

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niall horan in japan 2013

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”

by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

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colin horan

the best guy out there. he can make any girl feel better with just his words. he is so nice and has a great personality

I love that guy so much, he is such a colin horan

by c.42069 April 25, 2017


Lara Horan

Lara Horan is the only real wife to Niall Horan.
Nobody except her is allowed ro touch him.

She loves him more then herself.
Amilai is just a pr girlfriend :)

Lara Horan is kissing Niall.
Lara Horan is visiting Niall in Ireland.

by Clara :) June 7, 2021


Lara Horan

Lara Horan is the only real wife to Niall Horan, the singer!
She lobes him more then herself.
Nobody is allowed to touch him except Lara!
Amelia is just a pr girlfriend

Lara Horan is kissing her man.
Lara Horan is visinig Niall in Ireland

by Clara :) June 7, 2021


Will Horan

a cool guy

Will Horan is such a cool guy!

by ilikepie12345671 December 14, 2021


Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth

Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.

by Lester 2 September 12, 2021