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Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

by teejones February 14, 2010

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Horizontally Inclined

The politically correct way to that someone is fat.

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.

by Leetpwnstar May 8, 2008

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Horizontal Slut

A girl who gets with many guys. This differs from a Vertical Slut, who is likely to go all the way with a guy.

Hillary is ridiculously easy. It's hard to come across Horizontal Sluts with lists as long as her.

by goroo October 26, 2010

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Horizontal Salsa

Sex. Just imagine dancing the salsa horizontally with someone.

I just walked in on two people doing the horizontal salsa.

by Wordss July 31, 2011

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horizontal stage

A stage reached after having smoked a lot of weed in which the body craves horizontallness

"Dude, I woke up in my kitchen this morning." , "Woah man, the horizontal stage must have hit you during your midnight munchie snack sesh."

by berenjenaranja December 1, 2017


horizontal twerking

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion while in a horizontal position, usually during sexual intercourse

We did the horizontal twerking when I got her back to my place. I thought my dick was gonna go numb!!

by mcoytig November 30, 2013


Horizontal Vagina

The angle of the asian women's vagina.

Vagina=Horizontal.... it's science.

Warning: The horizontal vagina is 1/3 communist, 1/3 mythical creature, and 1/3 akward.

by wizard sleeve October 16, 2010

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