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Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".
He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.
Why tf do you not know what a horse is , and if you don’t know what tf means it’s the fuck, you uneducated hoe
Barry: oh look it’s a horse
Larry: stfu Barry.... o shit that is a horse
The large beautiful four legged animal that has the biggest heart. The only animal that listens to every word you say and completely understands you! The animal that has taught you more than you can list in 5 minutes. The animal that you can build the strongest connection the animal that you can pamper and spoil. And most importantly the animal you can love with all your heart.
"hey I love your horse"
"oh thanks" (hands him a treat)
"Can I give him one"
"These are really expensive and he's already had 10 today, I just bought him a new blanket, saddle and special shampoo, I'm kinda maxed out"
"I've had a hard day"
(your horse doesnt answer but you secretly know they know exactly what you mean)
A whore or a woman that is easy to hook up and have sex with so called because you "ride" them.
I'm gona get me a ride she's horse.
A substantially large cock. Usually larger than 9".
John-"Dude i had to buy larger boxers because my horse was hanging out the left leg"
A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.
Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.