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The act of making an air-tight seal around someone's butthole and then they fart a giant fart into your mouth and your cheecks fill with air.
The only way Dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when Rick gave him a Hot air balloon ride.
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A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.
Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.
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When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.
"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."
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When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
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When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.
I’m gonna send you on a hot air balloon ride!
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Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.
"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."
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The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.
Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.
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