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a large thing that defines man.
Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
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use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
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After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
A condom.
I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
When a person eats a spicy pepper and proceeds to suck another person's dick. The penis reacts with the peppers, making it red and blistered, hence the name hot rod
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Hot Rod, I forgot she ate hot wings that night.