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A chat website overrun with 12 year olds that can have "sex0rz" with their 12 year old (A.K.A 56 yr old paedophiles) "bf" or "gf".
They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P
Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"
Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.
People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.
This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.
Nerd: Can I see your room?
Me: I don't have a room.
Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.
Me: Ummm...
Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!
Me: Ummm okay...
Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!
You have been banned for life for being a noob.
Habbo Hotel
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NATO phonetic alphabet for "White House"
The president lives in the Whiskey Hotel.
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A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.
Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*
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A house or apartment where drugs are sold.
John: Yo, have you been to the trap hotel up on Baker?
Evan: No, but I heard they got some good shit.
As originally used by Duane Johnson (AKA "The Rock"), the Smackdown Hotel is located at "the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive". It's where an opponent would wind up after receiving the Rock's finishing move, "The Rockbottom".
"It's your time to check into the Smackdown Hotel, you Jabroni!"
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Military slang for pussy hole.
Coined by a great naval commander in the 502nd.
You foxtrot any papa hotel this weekend?
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When someone is so tired from a long trip, and finally arrives at the hotel, and gets annoyed by various things and has a hotel meltdown.
Jimmy t was tired from the bus ride and was tormented by 3 teenage boys, eventually causing a hotel meltdown.
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