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A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.
I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?
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Hot man with very large dick. All girls want to fuck him.
OMG Rory Howell is so fucking hot I want to fuck him so hard without lube.
(1)One who comes into your life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, your friends, until they pretty much take over your entire life.
(2)A person who does one/both of the above, and feels no guilt or remorse whatsoever for their actions.
Someone who "gets around." Some one who is such ahoe that their vagina has been stretched to such an extent that it can be used as a bag to carry things such as: mail, yoga balls, ipods, crayons, ect. ect.
Girl 1: "I heard Tiffani Howell is single again"
Girl 2: "Better find your boy.."
Girl 3: "shittttt Tiffani found him first! "/ that hoe"
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is an amazing compilation of amazing legs and ass, this girl will literally blow your mind. she also has an amazing smile produced by perfect kissable lips. she is also awesome personality and is so nice apart from the slight tendensy to be mean. but i love her
Katy Howell
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When Daniel Howell refuses to admit he's gay.
Person 1: Hey do u know Dan Howell?
Person 2: Yeah. He says he's "No Homo Howell" but we all know that's not true.
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He is almost there opposite of Phil...DAN IS COMPLETELY EMO
Dan Howell is so emo
A girl who isn't a homie hopper and is cute smart outgoing loud has a laughing problem and can take people boyfriends