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Person:have you seen Shea kearns
Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty
When having sex while taking a shit
Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!
When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?
Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)
Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty
supposed to by an egg on a wall
kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg
a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that
kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro
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