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A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
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Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety
Take the weight off those humpty's
I do like fondling your humpty wangers
Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.
That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.
When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.
mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
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A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.
"Whenever a Humpty Dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.
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(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.
muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."
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