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When having sex while taking a shit
Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!
When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?
Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)
Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty
supposed to by an egg on a wall
kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg
One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).
Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe
a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that
kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro
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