Safety husband

A safety husband is a close friend that you love and who you have agreed to marry and or hand a kid with once you’ve reached a certain age if you both remain single.

''Deal! I'm your safety husband''

If we are still single by 30 will you be my safety husband?

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Corpse Husband

Corpse Husband is a seductive voiced, faceless youtube content creator. He specialises in true horror narration but also dabbles in creepypasta. Corpse as of recent months has been better known for his involvement in various other youtube creators videos on the Among Us gameplay.

He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack

- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.

Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)

Corpse Husband: Waddap baby
The entirety of earth: * visibly wet *

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Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.

"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"

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Quacky Husband

Quacky Husband is the much better version of Corpse Husband. His famous line"Choke me like you choke me when you choke me" is known by everyone all around the world.

Quacky Husband has all of the women in the world simping for him

Woman 1: have you heard about Quacky Husband?
Woman 2: of course i have!

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Husband Dick

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

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corpse husband

An edgy guy with the voice of braun strowman if he had 2 hours of sleep and was being strangled.

Teenage edgy girl:I love corpse husband his voice is so cool.

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hot husband

A married man who is allowed and/or encouraged by his wife to pursue sexual relationships with other individuals. Often, these relationships are in pursuit of fulfilling the wives/couple's fantasies.

Josh enjoys being a hot husband. He takes care of his home while being available for fun on the weekends.

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