Hyper Typer

Typing like a psycho with speed pills in there hands when they're actually not hyper at all in real life.

OMGSH I AM SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!! omgomgomgomgomgomgl kn dlkd knlsdnlknlkn SDK:NLDF KnhlknFLKNef kKGLKdKLM!!!
fg;k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyper Typer.

taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.

(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.

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Hyper African

An African that is pretty fast in making pointless music videos

A:Did you check the new Hyper African clip?
B:No, how was it?
A:Check it yourself: Droideka - GET HYPER (Official Video)

hyper gay

a mode of extremely flamboyant homosexuality.

Roscoe: "Oh my GAWD, I LOVE your hair!!!!"

Derek: "Whoe, dude, take it outta hyper gay."

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hyper spaz

An often-times unexpected and uncontrollable flare-up of excitement or enthusiasm too powerful to contain, yet at the same time too overwhelming as to be adequately expressed. The resulting tension on the individual's physical body generally manifests itself through one of several ungovernable movements, including but not limited to the clenching of muscles and drawing in of the hands, arms, jaw and sometimes legs; the emittance of a high-pitched squeal, often through clenched teeth; momentary loss of the power of speech; the irrepressible desire to grab for the nearest person; wild flailing and movement of all parts of a person's body.

While it is important to recognize certain similarities between the hyper spaz and fits of rage, it is important for the individual to note that hyper spaz should generally be regarded as a symptom of happiness and excitement, and in most cases should not be abused by individuals unable to control their inner demons, that's just annoying.

"Hey, what the heck is that girl Erin doing over there? Is she ok?"

"Oh, don't mind her, she's just having another of her usual hyper spazes."

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Hyper Jinx

When two people say the same thing at the same time, and then both say "Jinx" at the same time, if someone says "Hyper Jinx" the other person will be sentenced to a life of eternal shame. If two people Hyper Jinx each other at the same time, the universe will implode.

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): And then i found a dollar!

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Jinx!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Hyper Jinx!!
*implode*

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Hyper wiper

An individual who wipes after deficating in an excessive and compulsive manner. Stems from an episode of The Tyra Show.

Annie wipes til there's nothing left on the toilet paper; what a hyper wiper!!!

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