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Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.

The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.

by Solid Mantis August 08, 2019


Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't believe in any god, or hold any god sacred, but still praises god and says his name before bless you. Someone who doesn't believe in rules or hold them sacred, but also doesn't believe in breaking rules, or hold it sacred to break rules. Someone who doesn't believe in fairness or justice, or hold either sacred. Someone who hates critics until its popular to jump on a bandwagon and become one themself, then criticizes over bullshit.

The hypocrite went beyond whining about not being on top, and felt that anybody else but him/her being there didn't deserve it, and should be forced to give him/her something like they owed him/her something. The hypocrite felt that it was fair when he/she ridiculed other people for being a loser, but if he/she got a taste of his/her own shit, tried to get everybody to take everything the person/group worked hard on away from the other person/group and went far beyond whining about unfairness.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020


Hypocrite

A person who posts about #nospoilers or #dontspoilendgame and immediately posts spoilers or memes with spoilers after watching the movie.

Hey Rob, did you see steve’s Facebook? He’s posting spoilers about Endgame after he posted about not spoiling the movie for those who haven’t seen it yet. What a hypocrite!

by firstavenger May 04, 2019


Hypocrite

An individual who complains or calls others out on something despite doing the same thing, often to a larger degree

u/Yscbiszcuyd is such a hypocrite

by Alma_matter June 05, 2019


Hypocrite

The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.

She just said we should all hate him and now she's kissing him, what a hypocrite.

by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011


Hypocrite

A person who tells off someone for doing something, only to do that same thing

A hypocrite is a person who tells you off and does what you did , and does it just to make themselves look better

by Chikenwingporkfriedrice April 14, 2018


Hypocrite

A person who says not to do one thing and does that thing anyway

person a: Al Gore is such a hypocrite
person b: i know! global warming is such bullshit!

by omnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnom April 19, 2009