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People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.
Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!
Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!
The fat chick is a hypocrite.
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Some one who criticizes you for something who also does that thing.
My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!
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people who bash this site while using this site.
see violence. they are such a hypocrite.
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1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.
2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
he, like a hypocrite, says: "happy birthday babe! i love you!" yet he cheated on her 3 days ago.
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everyone is a fuckin hypocrite...you...me..
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....
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A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
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