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I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023


I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023


I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts

Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted

by XLrationspeed98 December 7, 2024


I lost the bet

It actually means, i found a girl, but I'm ashamed to admit it.

i saw you with this girl yesterday, him yeah i lost the bet

by oliver0008 October 6, 2020


i lost

become failure and stuff

person 1: i hate minecraft bc i died
person 2: 我在玩的时候丢失了所有的钻石,所以我卸载了它
person 1: i lost you there

by vgbdc sfd May 6, 2022


I lost

A phrase that describes the situation when a girl stop being interested in you.

"This girl isn't fucking with me anymore, I lost."

by mr worker March 3, 2024


I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai

I lost my boob - Nikolai the first

by fucknikolai November 11, 2021