I really like you

I want to sex you up

Hey baby, you should know that ever since I met you, that "I really like you."

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I might like you

Something girls out of you league tell you because they feel sorry for you

Boy: "J, I still like you..."
Girl: *of sh*t did he just say that* "I might like you..."

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I kinda like you

(Phrase) Im acutally madly in love with you and adore you but can't actually say that because it would sound creepy.

Mostly used between people in the beginning of a relationship or between friends who aren't sure what they are.

Girl: I really enjoy us spending time together.
Boy: Me too, I kinda like you.

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I really like you

What a guy says when trying to convince a girl to sleep with him

I'm not so sure about this
Yeah, but I really like you

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I don't like you in that way

What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.

<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

*translation*

<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.

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i like you so much I might actually tell you

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.

Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location

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i dont like you anymore

A fat lie for i still love you 💔😭

Boy:Do you still like me
Girl:I dont like you anymore

Boy:oh

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