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I love you

Dont worry

I love you ๐Ÿ˜

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 26, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

the most hard word to say. u only say this if you mean it. its not meant to get a girl in bed or to just lie to ur gf/bf to say it and then dump him/her the next day. if you really love someone u will feel like crying, laughing, and u become anxious and overjoyed before u tell that certain someone tht u love them. its cute.

brooke: i have to talk to u
jim: am i in trouble?
brooke: o god no! i just want to tell you something tht is really important to me. i hope you feel the same
jim: ok what is it? its ok dont be afraid u can tell me anything and i wont ever hurt you i promise
brooke: well....i love you
jim: REALLY?
brooke: yes

jim: wow i was going to tell you the same thing tonite too
brooke: RELE?
jim: yes
brooke: i love you

jim: i love you more

by i'llalwaysloveYOU January 19, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Love You

Oh dear honey. Please don't say this to someone unless you meant it. Or else you could just shatter someone's heart. And I ain't a cardiologist.

I Love You Alexa, and I fucking meant it.

by Ariawalker March 2, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

The three words that make a girl feel really really special (only if they are said right) i luv u and i lv you doesnt work it has to be I LOVE YOU. And then, maybe, if she loves you too, she may take her clothes off *sigh* guys these days?

I love you more than anything in the world, your my everything and i adore you.

by Henry's Lover May 30, 2004

144๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

Its a computer virus.

Err...passionate saying. that too

EMAIL: I love you
OPEN *clik*
000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101

by J.Lew July 3, 2003

836๐Ÿ‘ 595๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

the three magical words that get a girl into bed.

the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.

the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.

should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.

the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.

person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!

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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)

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this last one doesn't need an explanation

by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004

966๐Ÿ‘ 753๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you

the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.

Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....

by talex April 21, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž