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I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired
"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"
*waits 2 days*
"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
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Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice
((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better
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From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.
>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
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When you would (win a fight) Gwiddy on some one/thing
Person: Retard
Skyler: I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah
Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.
Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009
the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
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danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"
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