that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.

James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)

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That’s what I like

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.

Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

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I smell what you're steppin' in

to express your understanding for another person's thoughts.

Dude #1: I feel bad saying this, but Tim's sister is a total skank.

Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.

Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!

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That's What I Like

A song by Bruno Mars about a one-night stand with a girl, and what he likes.

Sex by the fire at night,
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like

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That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.

person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind”

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

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That’s what I like

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.

Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

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I smell what your steppin' in

understanding what someone else is saying

Joe: "Man that girl is fine. You know what I'm saying?"
Bob: Yeah I smell what your steppin' in Joe"

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