Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests

The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.

Department of Time

The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.

The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.

Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

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Department of Religion

A place that will be created now that Bush has be "re"elected. Responsible for promoting Christianity and being very critical of non-christians. Some of popular "man"dates that will be included are:Bibles in every building in the country, prayers required every day of the week, the receiting of the lords prayer before work,school,and other events that is government sponsored,mandatory church attendance at least once a week, and the elimanation of all non-christian literature in books and others forms of print.

The Department of Religion is something that will bring about the greatness of Christianity to all!!

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depart-a-hor

To think/feel that your horoscope lacks insight or meaty-ness. Possiblity to create ur own future in a humurous or fashionable sense.

(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign

Lately Johnny hasn't been fitting in with all the other taurus's so we hor-de-scoped him into a new category of cat-fish.

"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."

"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"

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Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

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Department of Corrections

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.

The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.

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