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Short for the International Baccalaureate Program. It's like walking through a shit-filled bathroom; just hold your breath the whole way through and you should be fine.
Graduated IB student: "Oh shit that was some BAD mothafucking shit in there!"
Graduated Academic Student: "Wanna smoke a joint?"
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A "special" program that I happen to be in, in whitch they spell program as "programme". Although it's very fucking hard, and they give us a bunch of dumbasstic projects, IB students go on more field trips and get an instant year of college (freshman year) already done for you. That way, you enter as a sophmore.
In the IB program, many of our teachers have no fucking sence of humor and teach and talk like robots. The teachers many times don't tell you what the fucking homework is, so you come the next day telling your teacher "Fucking tell me the homework next time". Many times the teachers are also lesbians, such as my science teacher.
Well, at least I don't have to be in a class of dumbasses.
"Normal" student: Yo, have you heard of that IB thing?
"Normal" student 2: Yeah, they do a shitload of projects. Sounds like a drag.
Me: I am IB. Therefore, I BS.
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A program entered by smart people, thinking they will get smarter by using words and textbooks that only the British use. This program eventually transforms a normal student into a stress-seeping, school-leeching vegetable, abandoning other supposed forms of life.
An inside all-purpose joke used by "candidates" of the IB program as a means of escaping said illusioned smartness.
ib stupid! ib smart! ib screwed! ib funny! ib screwed!
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A malevolent school curriculum that gives you no choice in what you want learn at school (The ib state that there is more choice than A-levels, no matter how many times they say this it will never be true). You are asked (forced) to take 6 subjects (3 at higher & 3 at lower), and on top of that you MUST ''participate'' in a subject (whether you like it or not) called theory of knowledge, this is complete and utter bull**** as you will have to write a essay of ~1400 words, as if thats not enough you will have to do a 40 minute presentation on a ''controversial'' issue, as can be seen theory of knowledge is a waste of time, and on top of all this you have to do coursework for every other lesson.
They add the word ''Diploma'' to make it sound more prestigious, where in actual fact it is roughly the same as 3-4 A-levels, this can be seen as a form of psycological bribary (fooling someone in to something that isnt as good as it sounds).
Other bull**** in the ib include the 4000 word essay, CAS (this isnt as bad though) and a truck load of oral commentaries.
Any one who has been involved in/with the ib for more than a week will usually result to finding loop holes out of the tasks assigned and find something more useful to do (something not related to the ib), in a frequent scenario students result to plagiarism and paying large deals of money for someone else to do the work for you.
If you have a choice DONT'T DO THE ib
My parents gave me the option A-levels or ib, I chose A-levels immediately (but parents disagree, and choose the ib ''diploma''
I'm in the ib, therefore only half my work is genuine
The ib is bull****
ib is an excuse for smart people to say that they are doing something harder and more challenging than A levels (the difference is very slim, its just there is heavier work load in the ib)
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The optional higher level course of academics taken by high school students to improve their knowledge of foreign studies, and to prepare them for college. Also notably more difficult that Advanced Placement classes, IB nerds generally make other people jealous with their smarts, despite the fact that they are all over-worked, and constantly lacking sleep.
Im in IB, therefore, I B smarter than you.
You are in IB? Therefore, you must be a virgin.
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The end of you're social life. What you will die from before Senior year due to the enormous amount of work, IA's, IB exams, and the dreaded EE aka Extended Essay. And i'm only in Pre-IB.
Kill me now.
AP kids. Don't even complain. You guys have nothing compared to us
IB kids: Smart enough to get in, dumb enough to stay in
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