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The act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. The condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner's oriface.
Mother: Your father fucked in my ass last night with a frozen turd.
Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.
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Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper
Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.
a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.
ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"
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When you rip someone's breast off and wear it as a hat.
A famous example of an Icelandic Sanddune is Courtney Love
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When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.
Boss: Why were you late for work?
Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
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When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood
“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”
"Bjork predicts a 30% chance of Iceland Snow in her forecast."
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