A person in a state of not-caring, as in not giving a damn, doing things half-ass, and not thinking twice about consequences or what other people might think or feel about it. Also describes someone who does not take the time to be careful.
(No = not + care-ified = caring) = Not caring.
Usually is derogatory, said as an insult to a person who appears careless, lazy, selfish, rude, or just doesn't care. Is often preceded and followed by other expletives when used to describe an offending person.
Can be used to describe a person, an action or behavior, or something said, that is offensive in some way.
Dude #1: *hits car while trying to parallel park huge truck in small spot while buzzed* "Oops!"
Dude #2 whose car got hit: "Damn you no care-ified bastard!"
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"Dude, what Doug said was so insensitive. That was really no care-ified."
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"Dressing like a bum to Ned's big party would be really no care-ified."
(add name) - ify
{(name varies)-uh-fahy}
—Verb (used with object), -fied, fy-ing.
To manufacture that which (add name) desires.
In other words, when you want something, go after it, and do whatever you have to do to get it.
WARNING: (add name) - ifying might make people see you as a spoiled brat, so make sure you use it to manufacture something that not only helps you, but helps other people as well. If you need help figuring out what types of things you should be (add name) - ifying, read the example below. If you (add name) - ify for a better good, you will be loved!
When Shawn had to teach her calculus class about integrals, she also had to teach the class how to "shawnify," — "(add name) - ify" — by using what they have learned the previous semester.
The act of eating the pie with the softness of another pie, whilst having a slight murderous intention.
Bro i just have a Un-de-limb-ified excperience.
Was it good though, bro?
Hell yeah my man!
Stands as a short form of any Ijaw related names. Bearers of this name are good looking with a cool personality, very honest in and outside relationships, quite shy and very loyal to those they trust.
Ifie always has this cool persona.
Ifie seems shy but she is very easy to relate with.
It stands for the time. It is a unisex name given to indigenes of the Ijaw tribe in the Niger Delta area of Bayelsa state.
Can you tell me what ifie means?
Ifie, whats the time?
you only know once it's too late
Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!
(verb)
To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"