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A state that looks down on every one. They are all stuck up assholes here. They can't drink beer for shit. They cant even make pizza right. And Lincoln was born in Kansas dumb asses
I am going to Illinois to shit on all the stupid people and fail at doing a keg stand.
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A Midwestern state, surrounded by Lake Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and Indiana.
I'm not having any fun in Illinois, I wish I was in Southern Cal or Texas living it up.
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pronounced (Ill-i-noise) is the gay capital of the united states. on average 1 out of every 1 residents are homosexual. also the state hosts the embarrassment of the big 10 conference u of i... they suck at all sports, most notably basketball at which they have never won a national championship. anyone illinoisian who is currently poisoning another state should be rounded up and returned to the destitute land that is illinois.
"dude, i have to pee"
"not untill we get through Illinois... you dont wanna get raped in the rest stop"
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The 21st state in America,Known for it's farming industry Illinois also has alot of national parks the most well known of these parks is Starved Rock Located in La Salle county. Ottawa Illinois is where the Lincoln Douglass debate happened on August 21st 1858. Chicago is Illinois biggest city at 234 mi² and is famous for
Chicago style pizza and the Navy Pier. Illinois capital is Springfield is know for the Simpsons and Lincoln.
Betty:I live in Illinois.
Todd:We don't freaking care Betty!
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In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.
Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.
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White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.
You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.
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Also Known as Thottawa, It is One of the worst cities in the Illinois Valley that is filled with Yee Yee’s and Fake Gang members as well as the best prostitutes you can find. Most famously known by being consistently bashed by TREYXIII. People typically who show support to this city are usually in love with crack and have an IQ below 80.
Holy moly she’s got a 42 Body Count? She must be from Ottawa, Illinois.
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