ILYAS

MASCULINE AF

Ilyas y so hot

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ilyas

annoying mother fucker with a long nose and orange nose hair.

omg did you see that clapped yute, hes deffo an ilyas

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to pull an ilyas

becoming single after unspecified time of not responding to any calls, texts, fbook messages (.. basically any type of modern communication) from your girlfriend.
A sleazy way to break up a relationship.

She almost told me she loved me.. I simply had to pull an ilyas.

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dirty ilya

Dirty Ilya is when the female partner has her feet behind her head while doing anal.

“Did Jennifer actually do a Dirty Ilya with Brian?”

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Ilya Mikheyev

The goat. Best hockey player of all time. Ilya Mikheyev

Person 1: Who is that number 65 he’s so good?
Person 2: Ilya Mikheyev
Person 3: Ilya Mikheyev

Person 4: Ilya Mikheyev

ilyas maluma

bad imitation of denis dosio. he’s very good at singing, and he’s known because he did kind of a remix of the song “yoshi”, calling it “soshika”. he’s very handsome, he loves raquel from la casa de papel and often screams her name in forests. he loves recreating scenes from la casa de papel and singing songs by tiziano ferro, dpg, fred de palma and other italian singers. he doesn’t know the song “perchè mi hai rotto il cuore”.
his best performances:

-continuo a chiedermi perchEeEeÈ questo bambino fa SOSHIKAAAA
-DI SERE NEREEEEEEEE
-scapperesti via con mEeEe, ma quale tour eiffEeEeL
-ti sbatto al cancello
-NO RAQUEL NON ANDARE LÌ CI SONO I CANI NO ASPETTA RAQUEL NO RAQUEL NO RAQUEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
-ᵘⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗⁱⁿᵃ ᵐⁱ ˢᵒⁿᵒ ᵃˡᶻᵃᵗᵒ, ᵒʰ ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ
-dimmi dOOOOve e quAndO

EXAMPLE 1
ilyas: COSA FAI PER POCO, ALLA FINE È UN GIOCO, CONTINUO A CHIEDERMI PERCHeEeÈ QUESTO BAMBINO FA SOSHIKA
A: is that ilyas maluma?
B: of course, he’s singing “soshika”!

EXAMPLE 2
A: hi ilyas
ilyas: ti sbatto al cancello baby

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Ilyas casket

Most nurturing loving and caring person around. Very protective of the people he loves especially guys. Has great taste in music, fashion and people. He loves children and know how to have a good time with them, bringing them joy and pleasure.

That man is an ilyas casket!