cans

boobs

Spears's cans are totally fake.

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can

(Australian) Breast/boob.

"Mate, fucken check out the cans on that chick over there!"

"OMFG, she is a very talented girl."

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canned

Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens.

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canning

That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.

neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?

neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.

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The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***

Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*

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can

australian, n, gaol,
also beer

he's in the can cuz he was on the can

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cans

A woman's large round breasts

I can tell Annie's got nice cans when she's wearing a t-shirt.

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