Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.
"Your dog peed on your shoes again."
"Well, that wets my socks."
excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers
*mom walks in*
mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"
noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.
ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.
When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss
Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*
When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks
The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage
That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,
Me , oh i had to change my socks ,
Boss , oh spewing