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When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off
Bro my hoe just socked my cock
To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy
In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.
Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.
"Your dog peed on your shoes again."
"Well, that wets my socks."
excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers
*mom walks in*
mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"
To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,
Me , oh i had to change my socks ,
Boss , oh spewing