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A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.
"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."
According to Ed Vincent a sex ed expert the infinite swirl is when a man and another man swirl their penis' around each other. There is no risk of STD. He also recommends front of penis into side of penis also no risk of STD.
Gay Guy 1: Wanna do the Infinite Swirl
Gay Guy 2: Sure theres no risk involved!
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The worst thing you can have it is bigger than the biggest gayest gay
Doctor: Sir I have some bad news
Patient : what is it...
Doctor :you have infinite gay
Patient: *dies*
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to have infinite love for someone close to your heart
i have infinite love for you babe, always.
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A split infinitive is an infitive with another word, usually an adverb, inserted. Thus 'to boldy go' is a split infinitive from the verb 'to go'.
There is a myth circulating among uninformed English teachers that the split infinitive is somehow incorrect, yet if you ask them they cannot come up with a reason besides "it's wrong". The truth of the matter is that infinitives have been split for nearly seven hundred years, and condemnation of this construction arose in the 1800s by applying Latin to English grammar -- a practice which in the age of modern linguistics is laughable. Language does not conform to arbitrary rules, much less rules from another language.
The next time your English teacher tells you the split infinitive is wrong, ask them why. I promise you will find the non-response hilarious.
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When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.
Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.
That one place that isn't even fucking silver, it was also a cause of insanity until it was solved.
Bro have you been to Infinite Silver yet?