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This is much like the medical condition (Repetitive Strain Injury or RSI) however this applies to actual life situations.
The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.
This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
Repetitive Fail Injury (RFI), Young Mr Smith (YMS)
Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job
YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.
YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"
Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.
On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.
As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.
YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.
God rest his RFI'd soul.
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it is said when someone makes a bad situation worse by doing something else to upset you.
first the robbers snatched her chain, and then to add insult to injury , they molested her as well.
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Well known repetitive strain injury caused by Wii Sports, best know is Wii Bowling syndrome.
Keef totally has a Wiipetitive Strain Injury from playing Wii all day.
A Fat Girl Injury is an injury that someone has when doing something purely out of hunger or thirst. The person doesn't necessarily have to be 'fat' or even a girl. There are different types of fat girl injuries, one of these is a second degree fat girl injury.
Fat Girl Injury - I was so hungry for soup and it was in a hot bowl, instead of putting it on the table, I put it on my lap and got 2nd degree burns.
2nd degree Fat Girl Injury - Lets say me and my friend sit down for dinner and we're both really hungry and while I reach to grab something, he stabs me in the arm with his fork.
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as the name says a injury you wake up with from the nigh before (only if you dont remeber doin it)
person 1 ''omg your scratched all over!''
person 2 '' haha they must be unidentified drinking injury's from last night;;
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Reverse self-injury is the act of using self-injury, to reach out to another self-injurer and show them how much they are hurting themselves and others.
I am a cutter, when my best friend caught me. He used reverse self-injury, he took my razor and cut himself for every new cut i had did. It was crazy but now i feel how he felt when i cut myself.
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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: It's an old football injury.
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